Lilly: WOULD YOU GUYS PLEASE QUIT PASSING NOTES AND PAY ATTENTION? THIS IS THE BEST TEACHER WE HAVE EVER HAD AND YOU TWO ARE TOTALLY EMBARRASSING ME WITH YOUR INABILITY TO PAY ATTENTION-
Wait. What’s this about a condom?
Mia: Nothing! Eyes front!
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Mia Thermopolis and Lilly Moscovitz in The Princess Diaries, Volume VI: Princess in Training
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Seriously. Is it not enough I am burdened with a psychotic best friend? Must my grandmother be losing her mind AT THE EXACT SAME TIME????
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Mia Thermopolis in The Princess Diaries: Princess in Training, volume VI
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Lilly’s the one who has yet to meet the man of her dreams. Who is going to run from her the way people ran from Britney’s last album if she doesn’t at least TRY to look a little more attractive.
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Mia Thermopolis in The Princess Diaries: Princess in Training, Volume VI
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Who are these people and why am I incarcerated with them on a daily basis?
So I said, “Mom, you want some Midol? Because, no offense, you look like you could use
some.” Which is sort of a dangerous thing to say to a premenstrual woman, but you know, she’s my mom, and all. It’s not like she was going to karate chop me, the way she would if anybody else said that to her.
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Mia Thermopolis in The Princess Diaries, Volume II: Princess in The Spotlight
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Grandmere came bursting in, giving Mr Gianini a very dirty look- “This is he?” she stooped long enough to ask, and when I said yes, she made this sniffing sound and walked right by him.
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Mia Thermopolis in The Princess Diaries, Volume I
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But he’s still boy, a cute boy, even if he is Lilly’s brother. It was really hard to pay attention to subtraction when i could smell this really nice clean boy smell coming from him. Plus every once in a while he would put his hand over mine and take my pencil away and go, “No, like this Mia.
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Mia Thermopolis in The Princess Diaries, Volume I
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I wonder if there’s a Baby-lickers Anonymous I could join.
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Mia Thermopolis in The Princess Diaries, Volume VI: Princess in Training.
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But I couldn’t help thinking if it really were the end of the world, it might be better to be with Michael, even if he isn’t so hot, because at least he makes me laugh. I think at the end of the world a sense of humor would be important. Plus, of course, Michael looks really good without a shirt.
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Mia Thermopolis in The Princess Diaries, Volume I
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It’s almost as if people don’t realize that I am not like a normal teen, concerned solely with partying and Jackass.
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Mia Thermopolis in The Princess Diaries, Volume VI: Princess in Training
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